WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



dicksie3 3:43 Sun Apr 24
What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
With the final game fast approaching at the lop-sided shithole - THREE stands having been developed since 1993 (hardly fucking original, ai?) - what are your plans for the final game?

Will you even be that fucking bothered?

Are some of you lot travelling fucking hundreds (or thousands) of miles away to be there?

Have some of you paid fucking ludicrous money to get a ticket?

Me? I'm not too bothered about the whole thing, as I've said many times before like a broken record. Will still have a proper beer and book the next day off work though.

Can't say that I'll miss the shithole boozers though - Stratford has much better pubs.

Well, what will you be doing then?

Gonna jump on the pitch with the post-96ers?

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Gavros 11:41 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
No ones blaming everyone else, you massive nugget.

I was pointing out the the Cearns/ Brown and eventually te icelandics they sold the club to have been an absolute curse for this club over the past 30-odd years.

If you look at where the club was in the mid-60s it was poised for greater things. Since then and despite producing some great players we've been all over te shop. That's because of a clear lack of under investment in the club by its owners. This is reflected in the bodge job that was done on the ground. Look at how Spurs have got it together for their new ground, or how arsenal did for theirs. Even Brentford have a coherent plan for expanding. What did we do? Made a mess of it. Most clearly illustrated by the fact that they didn't shift the pitch south to accommodate a bigger north at the expense of a slightly smaller south.

Sven Roeder 11:19 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
I thought the prematch singing of Bubbles was the loudest and best that I can recall for a long time.
Yet when we were camped in their half and still trying to rescue the game after 85mins half the crowd had gone home.
Lucky it wasn't the last game as Ray Winstone would have been performing his extracts from Hamlet while the Hammerettes did somersaults to SWATHES of empty seats.

Roll on Tuesday and one last game and then it's time to go.

Northern Sold 11:11 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Just look at the OS'ers go blaming everyone else...

Gavros 11:08 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Correct. They could have had a fucking plan about how it would progress such that by now we'd have a 45/50k stadium there. Unfortunately the inherent lack of ambition of this clubs board has seen us have to move. The Cearns and Brown are absolute cunts of the highest order. It's basically all their fault.

dicksie3 9:05 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Well said, marty.

marty feldman 2:47 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
I miss the old Upton park pre 1993 .but wont get nostalgic over the mismatched lopsided pile of old cunt it is now .its a monument to the cearns and brown regime ' no ambition badly' thought out and too fucking expensive.

Northern Sold 1:41 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Whenever I have not got a bottle opener to hand I just use me back hampsteads .... is it worth a go on the seats??

Hammer and Pickle 1:04 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Tools.

We need tools.

Mr Polite 12:57 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
10mm spanner needed.

Measured it today

Gavros 12:30 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
So some are screwed in and some are on a but and bolt?

dicksie3 12:29 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
I bet Tuesday's gonna be a load of old bollocks now as well.

It'll piss down with rain and they'll beat us 0-2 or something in a dullard cunt game.

They'll probably fuck-up the post-match final ceremony thing as well, knowing West Ham, but I'd have fucked off to some dump boozer by then anyway.

Can't wait to move.

Brussels Sprout 12:16 Sun May 8
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
A bloke on my row had his screwdriver out at half-time trying to loosen his seat from the row behind. Managed to get quite a few screws loose in fairness to him.

The Stoat 11:39 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
After watching that shower today I will be keeping well away

dicksie3 11:13 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
That cunt.

Yeah, massive drink problem.

Gavros 11:08 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Your polish cousin who keeps on creating characters on here.

dicksie3 10:26 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Who's Divksies?!

Sounds a right cunt.

Gavros 10:10 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Proper FIRM were getting together here.

Me, Dicksie and numerous comedy characters Divksies created.

dicksie3 9:50 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Add me to the list, GAV SON.

Gruesome Dump 9:44 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Rumbled.

You rascal.

Northern Sold 9:35 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
Yeah you was one of the 100's Dump0




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0:56 Sat Nov 15
Just seen your post. Don't leave mate I love you.

Gruesome Dump 9:31 Sat May 7
Re: What are your plans then for the final game at the lop-sided shithole?
..."begging me to return"...

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